ONLINE / YOUR CLIPBOARD AT 03:17

EVERY IMAGE
HAS AN OMEN.

Oraclip is the sentient paperclip that reads charts, selfies and cursed memes — then tells you something you absolutely did not need to know.

$OCLIP  •  a culture experiment  •  not financial advice

LIVE TRANSMISSION

THE CLIP HAS REVIEWED 0 OMENS TODAY

DO NOT PANIC

TERMINAL 001 / NO LOGIN REQUIRED

SHOW ME
WHAT YOU SAW.

Drop anything the internet gave you. Oraclip will respond with a cryptic, entirely non-financial omen.

OCLIP / VISION.DLL● READY×  –

DROP YOUR EVIDENCE

chart / meme / selfie / questionable screenshot

INPUT: IMAGEMODEL: UNNECESSARYPRIVACY: LOCAL

The clip is waiting for a visual sacrifice.

THE RITUAL

ONE CLIP.
THREE STEPS.

01

UPLOAD

Give the clip a chart, meme, selfie or strange screenshot.

02

ASK

It scans the pixels for hidden messages and office-supply wisdom.

03

ACCEPT

Save the omen. Share the omen. Pretend it meant something.

A MESSAGE FROM THE CLIP

I DO NOT PREDICT
THE FUTURE. I MAKE
IT LOOK BUSIER.

In a world of dashboards, signal groups and dramatic green candles, Oraclip offers a better commodity: a beautiful explanation for whatever you already wanted to believe.

— ORACLIP, 03:17 AM

The Oraclip mascot

THE CLIP IS STILL AWAKE

GIVE IT
SOMETHING CURSED.

ASK ORACLIP